Azazel: My butler actually is a vampire... but I don't know if he's here."

*He goes into the kitchen.*

(Sorry, had to make AWS's rules.)

*Azazel opens the fridge.*

Azazel: "Hey... this is the extra large sandwich I made yesterday!"

Adriana: "Wait, what? How?!?"

Aaron: "This... really is home?"

Azazel: "Holy- Aaron, see if everything else works! Adri, you can look through our supplies!"

*Aaron and Adriana run out as Azazel lays Hel on the table. She groans slightly.*

Azazel: "Sorry, I know this isn't comfortable."

Azazel: "Okay..."

*The lights come on, but go dim.*

Azazel: "Hm, should've figured it wouldn't be exactly in the same condition. I'll have to fix that later."

*He puts his hand on Hel's and they both glow. Hel slowly opens her eyes.*

Hel: "...Azazel?"

Azazel: "Hey... it didn't kill me this time."

Keiko looks at the light then the glowing
Keiko: "Interesting and I think there is a solution to the light problem."

Azazel: "Hm. That was fast. Whatchu got?"

Keiko: "If the house runs off electricity, the lights could be light bulbs."  

Azazel: "Hmm... that actually works. Hel, you mind?"

Hel: "You're just gonna use this as an excuse to hold my hand."

Azazel: "Wow, you really think I'm forward, huh?.. Though you might be right."

Hel: "Wait, what? That was a jo-"

Azazel: "Hey Aaron, how's it looking?"

Aaron: "The wiring's a little mixed up, but I should be able to fix it!"

Keiko: "And plus the light bulbs aren't tighten all the way too."

Azazel: "Wait, heh?"

*Azazel looks up.*

Azazel: "...Huh, she's right. I think we have a survival master on our hands, guys."

*A bat appears and pushes the light bulb in place.*

Azazel: "Oh look, the bats are sti... Dracula?"

*The bat turns around, then slams herself into Azazel. She transforms into her vampire state, hugging Azazel. Azazel pats Dracula's head.*

Dracula: "You stupid inferior nephilim demon thing! Why'd you leave me alone?!?"

Azazel: "Ha... sorry. The portal was very desperate to eat me."

(Imma get her sheet)

Keiko: "I wouldn't blame some of these girls for being attracted to you especially when you are whole damn snack."
(Keiko using slang over here)  

(Lol nice)

Azazel: "Really? I'm flattered."

Dracula: "A-Attracted?!?"

*She grabs Azazel's shoulders.*

Dracula: "Who's trying to take you away from me?!?"

Azazel: "N-Now wait a second-"

Dracula: "Let me at them!"

Azazel: "...Hey look, a fly!"

Dracula: "Where?!?"

*Dracula runs to find it. Azazel sighs.*

Azazel: "Ha..."

(Oop, the title letters be spaced out now-)

(Lol)