Dylan: *goes back to eating while a bunch of girls go to him and ask if he's alright*

Malachi: "When was Dylan popular?"

Milena: "I just got here. How will you talk to him?"

Malachi: "To get a group of girls to go away, just show them someone ugly."

*Malachi takes a few steps forward, but trips and bangs his head on the table."

Drone: "Ouch! Another mark!"

Malachi: "Damn it!"

*Malachi slowly gets up.*

Malachi: "Chairs attached to tables whose dumb idea was that I should sue them- Dylan!"

Are you ok

Dylan: "hm?" *turns around*

*His wound completely heals.*

Malachi: "I'm good, I technically can't be injured... so, uh... how's life?"

Drone: "He's bad at this."

boring I need some excitement maybe some love -blushes- 

Dylan: "ummm dealing with stupid shit, now can you girls leave?"
*they leave*

(Lol)

Malachi: "...Huh. They listened fast."

*Milena starts mouthing words.*

Malachi: "...Slap... him?"

*The drone flies over.*

Drone: "I'll take over. Let's get straight to the point: Who was that hottie who slapped you, and would Malachi or I have a cha-"

*Malachi whacks the drone.*

Malachi: "So insensitive."

Drone: "Ow! That theoretically hurt!"

-laughs again- Your funny Malachi

Malachi: "The real clown's the drone, trust me."

Drone: "We're a two-man act!"

Malachi: "Man?"

Drone: "Right, you're technically a teenager-"

Malachi: "Talking about you, ya oversized marble."

Drone: "Excuse me?!?"

DYlan: "my stupid fucking cousin that is a little goody rich two shoes that i despise and would want her to go to the end of the world and just dissapear?

-laughs- your cute when you fight with your drone -blushes-

Dylan:"and her name's Karri"

*Malachi blushes slightly.*

Malachi: "I-I'm... cute?"

Drone: "Karri. Your stupid fucking cousin that is a little goody rich two shoes that you despise and would want her to go to the end of the world and just disappear. I see."

Malachi: "Wh-What are you thinking?"

Drone: "Well... Karri's a cute name!"

Malachi: "Wow."

Drone: "B-But she seems like a very toxic person so Malachi, stop simping."

Malachi: "ME?!? The only person I ever came close to simping for was- ...eeeee..."

Drone: "Key? Who's tha-"

Malachi: "I gotta use the bathroom."

*Malachi walks out the cafeteria.*

Drone: "...So Dylan! What's your umm... history... with Karri?"

#DronesCanSimpToo Lol