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"Follow whatever you wanna do, champ. Be it sports or murder we'll support you."
"Especially if you pick murder. Preferably murder, actually."
Citrine421 said:@Citrine421 Nothing! Nothing. Just thinking about how much time I've spent away from our bundle of seething voilence. Might take some days off work to spend more time with him is all.Sau said: *whispers* "oh god maybe he is spending too much time with his mum's side"@Sau "What was that, love?"
"Easy to clean murder would be preferable-er, though."
"I may compromise and commit murder with baseball bats and balls."
Sau said: @Citrine421 Nothing! Nothing. Just thinking about how much time I've spent away from our bundle of seething violence. Might take some days off work to spend more time with him is all.@Sau "Aw, father-son bonding, how adorable! Perhaps you could take the time to show him a few clean kills, hm?"
Citrine421 said:@Citrine421 "Oh, honey, you flatter me. I doubt watching my work would be of any interest to him. Too much waiting and too little fire for the little guy.Sau said: @Citrine421 Nothing! Nothing. Just thinking about how much time I've spent away from our bundle of seething violence. Might take some days off work to spend more time with him is all.@Sau "Aw, father-son bonding, how adorable! Perhaps you could take the time to show him a few clean kills, hm?"
"Waiting sucks."
"I'll prepare some pretty colours instead of boring ole botulism, buddy"
"Well I've got a little more fire at the workplace, but I doubt burning liquor is the kind of fire he's looking for. Or napkins set ablaze by cigs."
"Incite one of your many bar fights and I'm sure he'll be entertained."
"Easy peasy. Slipping the kid in after the restaurant closes is a different story. "
"ehh, just say he's job shadowing, I'm sure they'll be too busy with the broken glasses to care."
"Do they still have Take Your Kid to Work Day?"
"I wanna help father spread pestilence!"